Sunday, October 19, 2008

20 LOSERS YOU SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM


Woman! If you meet any of these losers listed below, RUN, RUN, RUN like a rabid dog is chasing you.

  1. He says, "WAAADDUP BITCH".
  2. He takes you to a cemetry and says he finds the"i will love you forever" epitaphs extremely romantic.
  3. His credit card does not work at the fancy restaurants. But it works just fine at Saravana Bhavan.
  4. He says he is on a sebatical till he figures out things in his life.
  5. He says you are his soul mate on the third date.
  6. He says "i would love to get my hands on that fine booty".
  7. His ring tone is "appadi podu! podu!".
  8. His excuse to make you get the cheque every time is he is saving to study abroad.
  9. His mother still feeds him/gives him a bath.
  10. He answers his phone with a "yo!"
  11. He says he plays with himself (if you know what i mean) 5 times a day.
  12. He says he watched KAL HO NA HO 3 times and cried all 3 times.
  13. He always starts a conversation with " this one time I was so wasted".
  14. He loves taking pictures of himself with your phone, not his, because he doesn't have a phone with a camera.
  15. He says he is very philosophical, emotional and deep.
  16. The books he loved were "da vinci code, angels and demons, deception point and digital fortress"
  17. He likes to watch reruns of Desperate Housewives.
  18. He always seems to forget his wallet at home.
  19. His pants are so low that his butt crack shows when he bends over.
  20. He gets you to buy food for his dog.


4 comments:

Nam said...

Babe this reminds me of the "Bitch", the "rocker dude", the "dj(s)" and well all gaons in general. Nice post btw...reminds me of our little diary of bitcheries...lol

Mad Scientist said...

too good :)

a_girl_who_can_relate said...
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a_girl_who_can_relate said...

it's so funny how most of the qualities suits the guy who I dated. I recently came to know that he is a loser with a capital "L"

I wish I had read your blog earlier :)

another point to add: he says he's waiting for his "dream Job"..makes no effort to find a job..depends on his parents for everything
don't think twice... just run for your life!!!