
Woman! If you meet any of these losers listed below, RUN, RUN, RUN like a rabid dog is chasing you.
- He says, "WAAADDUP BITCH".
- He takes you to a cemetry and says he finds the"i will love you forever" epitaphs extremely romantic.
- His credit card does not work at the fancy restaurants. But it works just fine at Saravana Bhavan.
- He says he is on a sebatical till he figures out things in his life.
- He says you are his soul mate on the third date.
- He says "i would love to get my hands on that fine booty".
- His ring tone is "appadi podu! podu!".
- His excuse to make you get the cheque every time is he is saving to study abroad.
- His mother still feeds him/gives him a bath.
- He answers his phone with a "yo!"
- He says he plays with himself (if you know what i mean) 5 times a day.
- He says he watched KAL HO NA HO 3 times and cried all 3 times.
- He always starts a conversation with " this one time I was so wasted".
- He loves taking pictures of himself with your phone, not his, because he doesn't have a phone with a camera.
- He says he is very philosophical, emotional and deep.
- The books he loved were "da vinci code, angels and demons, deception point and digital fortress"
- He likes to watch reruns of Desperate Housewives.
- He always seems to forget his wallet at home.
- His pants are so low that his butt crack shows when he bends over.
- He gets you to buy food for his dog.
4 comments:
Babe this reminds me of the "Bitch", the "rocker dude", the "dj(s)" and well all gaons in general. Nice post btw...reminds me of our little diary of bitcheries...lol
too good :)
it's so funny how most of the qualities suits the guy who I dated. I recently came to know that he is a loser with a capital "L"
I wish I had read your blog earlier :)
another point to add: he says he's waiting for his "dream Job"..makes no effort to find a job..depends on his parents for everything
don't think twice... just run for your life!!!
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