Weight loss seems to be an eternal battle for most of us. I can even beat the scientists in the race to find God's Particle but i can not lose weight . I can live without an arm but i can not eat SALADS. There is always a “monday” or a “January 1st” or a “birthday” to start a new diet or workout. Well!! A gazillion Mondays have come and gone. I’ve been waiting for January 1st for the last 8 years, taken numerous resolutions, broken all of them and I haven’t gotten very far.
We have tried every fad diet possible from the Atkins NO CARB diet ( for someone who lives on rice like i do, its like hell ) to the GM 7 days diet ( I couldn’t get out of bed the third day ... and someone else’s hands turned blue) and the usual “stay off sugar” bit ( it is impossible to stay off sugar when i can see a doughnut being dipped in chocolate from my desk ).
I have realized dieting does not allow my brain to function. I have also realized that moving my butt to the gym is the only way to lose weight. And i also thought, if i had a treadmill at home instead of driving all the way to the gym, i would actually work out. I bought myself a fancy new treadmill. I went all the way with Manchester United shorts, trainers (trust me!! it isn’t running if your pretty feet haven’t got NIKE AIR, ipod and one of those fancy gym bottles for my COOLADE. I guess i thought wrong. All that drive to lose weight stopped with the buying. The trainers never got to see the light of day much, nor did my shorts. Spending all that money on the treadmill didn’t go entirely to waste though. It now serves its purpose as a very expensive towel hanger.This should explain why I still have 3 enormous bags of size SMALL clothes that have become a tad bit tight (errr.emmmm.when i say “tad”, it means those trousers that are not even going half way up my legs). I am hoping to fit into them SOMEDAY! Sigh!
P.S - I am waiting for Monday again!
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Typically Vichie :)
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